I’m not joking when I’m telling you that the last time I purchased a new pair of breeches was over three years ago. I currently own two. And now my rabbit ate one of them! So I’m basically out of breeches, which is very tragic, when you are an equestrian blogger and spend more time in the stable than home. So yeah, I admit, have officially failed as a equestrian blogger. HAHA! Most of my colleagues are like posting new fancy clothes on their blogs every day! My lack of interest in fashion is becoming more and more visible … XD

So, I need new breeches. In the perfect world, sponsors would throw this kind of stuff after me, but THEY DON’T! True story! (Your loss guys) If you, on the other hand, want to send me some clothes, please contact me HERE. Because as you all know, my horse is fucking expensive at the moment with three lame legs and I’m broke and without pants.

But while I will continue to work my ass off to get some money, I can at least decide which kind of breeches I will buy! My only requirements are:

– The breeches much be made out of NASA-material and last for at least three years of running around with Batman
– They must taste horrible, so my rabbit won’t eat them
– They must be really, really pretty because I’m having photoshoots every day
– They must fit my ridiculously long legs
– They must have pockets large enough to contain 8 carrots, an iPhone 6 and a blue whale

Which one does you like the best? :D

 

Horze Grand Prix Steelgrey + B Vertigo Skylar + Horze Grand Prix Black + Horze Crescendo Desiree, all from Horze

CRW New Excellent + Annie Trend + Laura De Luxe Grip + Protection Fullgrip, from Hööks Europe, Horsemeup and Euro-Star